This is one of my favorite books. I have never
laughed so much with a book, I strongly recommend it:
These are some quotes:
“Is my paranoia
getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?”
“I mingle with my
peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.”
“When Fortuna
spins you downward, go out to a movie and get more out of life.”
“I refuse to
"look up." Optimism nauseates me. It is perverse. Since man's fall,
his proper position in the universe has been one of misery.”
“I suspect that I
am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His
sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner.”
“Oh, Fortuna, you
capricious sprite!”
“I also told the
students that, for the sake of humanity’s future, I hoped that they were all
sterile. I could never have possibly read over the illiteracies and
misconceptions burbling from the dark minds of these students. It will be the
same wherever I work”
BRILLIANT book
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